Asshole On a Bike

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I saw you texting on your phone, you could have hit me
I cut across two open lanes, you should have seen me

I blew through 14 traffic lights for this delivery
Risk my life for Lakeview yups who never even tip me :(

Always wear protective padding on my head and crotch, I must preserve our future

Only liberals should reproduce!
Check my calves and there’s your proof
Though I know you might think
I’m just another asshole on a bike...

Well, yeah...

I’m trying hard to cut emissions all on my own
Keep my carbon footprint low, I track it on my iPhone :)

I am a victim of industrial oppression
The cobalt battery was not my generation

Keep an empty Starbucks cup in my Toyota Prius and reuse it every day

No, I don’t want a plastic bag!
Have you seen the garbage patch
In the pacific ocean?!
Green sea turtles are my only friends…

OhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHh o:<

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released July 4, 2019
Written, recorded & produced by Kelsey Terhorst

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